A is for Apple (creative, eh?). Need I say more?
B is for Browser. It's almost like using your Mac.
C is for Classic. Up to 40,000 songs on up to 160 gigs.
D is for Downloads. Where would the iPod be without them?
E is for Everyone. Heck, I've even seen old grandpas walking their dogs with them!
F is for Frozen Screen. Why does it always have to happen when you are singing along, loudly?
G is for Games. You'll never be bored in a waiting room again.
H is for Headphones. From earbuds to DJ-sized, you're covered.
I is for iTunes. You can even get them at Starbucks now!
J is for Jeans. Find them on the Levi's website.
K is for Karaoke. Oh, admit it. You've tried it.
L is for Liberator. There's no better way to move music from your iPod to a computer.
M is for Manual. Have you even looked at it?
N is for Nano. Junior high students need one too.
O is for On Fire. Sucks to be that guy.
P is for Podcasts. Like TiVo for radio and websites.
Q is for Q & A. Don't forget about that manual!
R is for Repair. Can you make it long enough for them to fix it AND ship it back to you?
S is for Steve Jobs. Where would iPod be without him?
T is for iTouch. Everyone wants an iPod that is exactly like an iPhone, except with no phone.
U is for Updater. This is for making sure that your iPod is up-to-date.
V is for Videos. Remember the original iPod when it was cool that it had black and white graphics?
W is for Wizard. Need a hack? Check it out.
X is for XBox 360. All I can say is, SWEET!
Y is for YouTube. I think just about every watch-worthy video about iPods is on there.
Z is for Zune. A competitor of iPod that features photo/music sharing. But, if your friends don't have one, you're S-O-L.